NEWMAN!!!!

The UR pellet gunman has been apprehended! Early reports indicate that the perp was 19 year old Seth Newman of Henrico. Newman was charged with a felony for hiding his identity and two misdemeanors for impersonating a police officer - a crime that should not be a misdamenor.

Newman worked as a dishwasher at St. Joesph's Home for the Aged for three years near his house in Henrico's West End. Newman shouldn't have any trouble picking up where he left off in the kitchen if he is to do time behind bars. His next hearing is scheduled for July 3.