Know how to piss off a Subway sandwich artist?

It's really easy: bring a list of multiple (over three) sandwiches, wraps or salads! Then have the next person in line follow suit with their list. But if you really want to make them toast their heads in the bread oven (which is made fresh on a daily basis) you proceed change up the order or add a mysterious sandwich not on the orginal list during the dressing process.

It works I tell you!

I witnessed this first hand and got a little worried when the time finally arrived for the artist to create my turkey breast sub on Italian Herbs & Cheese. Thankfully, the artist was relieved to know that only this guy was about to savor a "five dollar, five dollar foot long."

It might be time to change store locations or find some good local places. I promise not to bring a laundry list.